Funny Things I’ve Yelled at My Printer (When Technology Fails Me)

(An ever-growing list. Probably.)

1. “PORT NOT FOUND? I’LL SHOW YOU ‘NOT FOUND.’”
It’s plugged in. It’s turned on. I’m not crazy. YOU’RE crazy.

2. “Oh, you only want to work on Tuesdays between 3 and 3:06pm? That’s cute.”
Glad you penciled me in.

3. “Why is your favorite hobby eating paper like it’s a damn buffet?”
Jam after jam after jam. Is this a printer or a toddler with teething issues?

4. “NO MAGENTA?? We haven’t printed in color since 2021.”
But sure, shut down the entire operation until we feed your high-maintenance ink addiction.

5. “We go to therapy now. It’s called unplugging you and screaming into the void.”
Still more effective than HP customer support.

Anyone else feel like this week is on hard mode?
Tell me what you’ve yelled at your printer in the comments. The best one might get a little surprise. (Emotional support mug, anyone?)

Need an emotional support mug? You’ll find one right here.
And yes, they’re dishwasher safe. No, they don’t come with extra patience.