Snarky Sayings That Should Be on a Shirt (And Might Be Soon)
At Red Barn 94, we’ve got a very official creative process:
- Drink tea.
- Curse at the printer.
- Come up with wildly inappropriate sayings that probably shouldn’t be worn in public.
- Put them on shirts anyway.
Some of our snarkiest shirts have started as little scribbles on sticky notes… or texts we fired off mid-meltdown. So today, we’re giving you a sneak peek at the chaos that could be coming to a shirt near you.
Here are a few sayings we’re playing with — and we want your vote:
👚 “My last nerve has filed a restraining order.”
Because some days your tolerance is in witness protection.
🐢 “On my way to get my shit together... it’s a slow ride.”
Bonus points if you imagine a raccoon on a turtle. Yes, that’s real. Yes, we already made it.
🔥 “Don’t mistake my resting nice face for actual interest.”
For when people assume you’re approachable. Ha. That’s cute.
🫖 “Fueled by caffeine and the tears of the overly sensitive.”
Would also work well on a mug. Or tattooed on your forehead, depending on the day.
🧠 “Mentally checked out. Emotionally unavailable. Still oddly productive.”
Honestly? This one feels like a lifestyle brand.
Now it’s your turn.
Got a favorite from the list above? Drop it in the comments.
Have a snarky saying of your own? Bless us with your brilliance.
We might just put it on a shirt and name it after you (or your chaos — no judgment).
👉 Check out the Snarky Shirt Club
It’s a surprise each month — one snarky shirt, designed by us, shipped straight to your door. No peeking, no choosing, just trust issues and good fashion.
1 comment
first one is my favorite