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Captain Morgan Liquor Dispenser – “It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere”

Captain Morgan Liquor Dispenser – “It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere”

Captain Morgan liquor dispenser with “It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere” on both sides. Permanent bottle, smooth-pour spigot, and refill system. No alcohol included.


Full Description:
Make every hour a happy hour with this handcrafted Captain Morgan Liquor Dispenser — finished, functional, and ready for your bar.

  • Permanent bottle: A real Captain Morgan bottle is built in and not interchangeable.
  • Double-sided design: Burned on both sides with the phrase “It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere.”
  • Easy to refill: Hidden hole in the bottom of the bottle + included funnel means you can top it off without removing the bottle.
  • Fully functional: Spigot delivers a smooth, clean pour for shots or cocktails.
  • Rustic finish: Torched wood base for a one-of-a-kind look.

Size: Approximately 22" tall x 10" deep x 6" wide.

Perfect for rum lovers, man caves, and anyone who lives by the “it’s always 5 o’clock” motto.

Please note: This item does not include alcohol. Bottle is empty and permanently attached for display and dispensing purposes only.

Regular price $147.00 USD
Regular price $100.00 USD Sale price $147.00 USD
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