Didn’t Care Yesterday Sloth — Didn’t Give a Shit Today, Probably Won’t Give a F**k Tomorrow

For days when your give-a-damn gauge is permanently on E.
This snarky sloth sweatshirt features the line we’re all living by:
“Didn’t care yesterday. Didn’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.”
A cute sloth chills in the middle like your spirit animal, and the cozy unisex fleece keeps you comfy while you continue to not care—respectfully.

Why you’ll love it

• Unisex fit (true-to-size; relaxed without boxy bulk)
• Choose Crewneck or Hoodie
• Soft midweight fleece—perfect for everyday wear
• Durable print for many laundry days of not caring
• Made to order in Minnesota; ships in 5–7 business days

Details

• 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (or comparable brand)
• Ribbed cuffs & waistband; double-needle seams
• Hoodie includes drawcord & front pouch pocket
• Sizes S–4XL

Size & Fit

• Order your usual unisex size
• For an oversized look, go up one size
  

Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Caring is optional. For the sweatshirt, though—maybe a little.

Heads-up
Contains explicit language. (The sloth is adorable; the vibes are not.)