Get Your Fat Pants Ready – Thanksgiving Shirt, Crewneck, or Hoodie

A little turkey told us it’s almost feast time — better grab your stretchy pants! 🦃

If you know the Thanksgiving struggle, this shirt’s for you. Featuring a cartoon turkey with a glorious gut and the phrase “Get Your Fat Pants Ready,” it’s the perfect outfit for turkey day naps, pie refills, and pretending you’ll start that diet Monday.

Wear it with pride (and elastic waistbands).

✨ Details:

• Choose from T-Shirt, Crewneck, or Hoodie
• Sizes Small–4XL
• Soft, comfy cotton/poly blend — perfect for post-feast lounging
• Unisex fit
• Printed by hand at Red Barn 94