I’m Bitches River Day Drinking Tank Top – Funny Women’s Summer Shirt

Sun’s out. Tubes are inflated. Drinks are on ice.
And you? You’re already halfway to the river yelling “IT’S ME. I’M BITCHES.”

This lightweight and unapologetically honest tank is made for river rats, kayak queens, and anyone who sees nice weather as a sign from the day-drinking gods. Whether you’re tubing with your crew or floating solo with a seltzer, this one’s your summer uniform.

Tank Top Details:
• Flowy women’s fit (size small to 4XL)
• Soft and breathable for hot summer days
• Perfect for river hangs, lake trips, and backyard debauchery
• Phrase reads: “Bitches SEE NICE WEATHER AND WANT TO GO TO THE RIVER AND DAY DRINK – IT’S ME. I’M BITCHES.”

Warning: may cause spontaneous laughter, new besties, and the urge to double-fist beverages.