If You Can Read This, The Snacks Are Gone, It’s Time to Go Home | Funny Bamboo Cutting Board

If you can read this, the snacks are gone — it’s time to go home.
Perfect for parties, family gatherings, or that one friend who overstays their welcome.

Each cutting board is handcrafted from durable bamboo and engraved with a crisp, lasting design that’s equal parts functional and funny.

Available in two sizes:

• Small: 13¾″ × 11″ × ½″ — perfect for cheese, snacks, and small servings.
• Large: 19¾″ × 15″ × ½″ — ideal for charcuterie spreads and big get-togethers.

Details:

• Made from eco-friendly bamboo
• Laser-engraved (no paint or vinyl)
• Food-safe finish
• Hand wash recommended — don’t soak or place in dishwasher
• Designed and engraved by Red Barn 94 in rural Minnesota

Whether you’re gifting it, displaying it, or serving up snacks, this board is guaranteed to get a laugh and a compliment.